The Sun: Sonja Semyonova, 45, said that the feelings she experiences with the oak tree are what she has always sought in a human.

“I had been craving that rush of erotic energy that comes when you meet a new partner and that is not sustainable,” she explained, according to the Daily Mail. “The presence I feel with the tree is what I’m looking for but that’s a fantasy with a person,” Semyonova said. “The feeling of being tiny and supported by something so solid. The feeling of not being able to fall.” The self-intimacy guide moved to Vancouver Island in the winter of 2020 and would go on daily walks during lockdown.

But out of all the trees near her home, one large oak caught her attention and she began having “erotic” experiences the following summer.

“I was walking a path near the tree five days a week for the whole winter,” she said. “I noticed a connection with the tree.”

 

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Semyonova detailed: “I would lie against it. There was an eroticism with something so big and so old holding my back.”The self-described “ecosexual” clarified that she did not engage in any physical acts with the tree, and said that the emotions nature stirs up within her are not the same as human sexuality.“A big misconception is that ecosexuality means sex between people and nature, it’s a different way to explore the erotic,” she described.“To watch the changing of the seasons is, to me, an erotic act,” Semyonova elaborated. “You go from death in winter and then everything comes alive in spring and mates.”

If the death of summer foiliage turns Sonya on she has bigger problems than gettign turned on by a tree. 

*Here, she is doing a strip tease for her wooden boyfriend. 

 

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She continued: “There are similarities between sex with people and the eroticism ecosexuals feel with nature, but they’re not the same.”

As far as Semyonova is concerned, everyone is an ecosexual and declared that if we all accepted that, it could help solve environmental issues. “It’s already present in a lot of people. There’s a reason we want to go for picnics in parks and hike in nature,” she said. “What we fail to notice is that the reason we want this is to tap into the life force that comes from these things, which is the erotic.”

She added: “I believe that we could gain from having a more symbiotic relationship with nature; that relationship could definitely be erotic.”

She’s weird. That’s all there is to it. She spent way too much time with her hippie grandma.

Sonya is the kind of person who cries when someone kills a fly on her way to one of her nightly support group meetings for issues that don’t exist. She loves community with other weird people, recycled feminine hygiene products, and ignores best-before dates. She loves Reiki Crystals, doesn’t own a TV, has at least three cats, and doesn’t own a razor. Am I stereotyping Sonya? Yup. Because, in most cases, stereotypes are spot-on, and having a sexual experience with a tree isn’t normal.

Humans having a sexual experience with other humans is expected. Humans having sex with inanimate objects is NOT normal. Say it with me.

The Sun put this article out to mock the Gender Ideology crowd, but what The Sun doesn’t realize is supporters of gender ideology think Sonya is nuts, too.