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Video: Boston’s “Straight Pride Parade” Was Fucking Hilarious

Sep 1, 2019
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I’m not sure what I liked better. The ‘Parade’ or the Press Conference for the ‘parade’.


The dude at the end asking what they think of wasting tax dollars because they ‘can’t get laid’ is perfect journalism. Power question if I’ve ever heard one.

Why not but a little pepper into the Q & A? That’s the exact same question I would have asked too. It’s more of a soaking wet insult in the form of a fair-minded question.
These guys are incredible. You can’t tell me half of these guys and girls celebrating their straightness is like James Franco celebrating the #MeToo movement.  Secretly, this dude loves the sausage.  The beer belly and tilly hat is his beard and he most likely organized the parade after his mom caught him and the guy in the Santa Suit playing tummy sticks a few weeks ago.  It’s a Red Herring.

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Who the fuck has time for this?  Time to plan a parade, pay for permits, set up barricades, and pay for Paid Duty Officers?  Seriously?  Do these Mook’s, not have jobs or friends?  Cable?  Do they not have Cable or Wifi?

These Jackholes, that’s who.  notice they’re all old or dressed up as Santa?  I think it’s best to explain this with a story.

Last year during Black History month my 13-year-old asked a legit question.  Legit within his limited scope of life experience and the time he lives in.

“Dad, why isn’t there a white history month?” he asked.

“Because white people weren’t enslaved, son,” I answered kindly.

“Ah.”

Yes indeedy, ‘Ah’ is correct here too if you’re simple enough to ask the same question about a straight pride parade and you’re over the age of 13.

I don’t need to rant over a straight pride parade’s stupidity to enjoy the quality of the individuals marching.

Like Stone Cold Steve Austin, here.

And that’s conservative shit rag Milo Yiannopoulos in the background.

Donald Trump was front and center with this gorgeous Lee Greenwood float.  It seems like every White Nationalist is also a homophobe and Stupid.  It’s like they share a genetic code filled with the all the shit God used as genetic filler.

Straight Pride Parades are for homophobic genetic disasters who’s parents drank a lot.  Gay Pride parades are for everyone else.  We could do with fewer wieners and bush but whatever.  Acceptance can be exciting and it pisses these straight ‘LARDS’ who’s parade was more about trying to get laid than standing firm for hetero-love.  Besides, there’s a good chance the parade after-party will look more like a lemon party than a straight convention

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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