Sep 7, 2022

She’s gone total Qanon cult, and I’m worried she’s going to start mixing some suspect Kool-Aid for her “Jesus is the vaccine” Facebook group.

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The Rapture?

Whatever she’s alluding to doesn’t matter. It’s called ‘Vague-Tweeting” or “Vaguebooking,” and it’s what sad, lonely, emotionally detached former figure skaters and 12-year-olds do for attention on Snapchat.

People think Jamie runs around with a smile on her face, going from prayer group to prayer group, but she doesn’t. She has morphed into one of those people who don’t leave her house, waiting for Jesus to come back to take over planet earth. AKA, “The End Times.”

Another cult member probably leaked details of a rumoured Rapture date, and that’s what she’s saying we can’t stop, and only she knows.

The “Rapture,” for those lucky enough not to know what it is, is a biblical event where only believers in Christ will be sucked up to heaven, leaving the rest of the world to burn with Satan.


Jamie doesn’t know anything. She knows less than nothing because she’s living in a subjective fairy tale cherry-picked to protect her mushy brain from the harsh realities of life. She needs to believe her God is bigger than the reality she hates, which I love because I’m not insane.

The only thing influencers of Narnia have left peddling fake fear for attention and reputational damage control among their group of emotionally detached Jesus People.

Alberta Mental Health orgs should drop by and ask her a few questions. Maybe check her medicine cabinet and make sure her kids are OK.



Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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