I don’t sing the praises of most people but Caryma S’ad isn’t most people.
She’s spent the past year producing a series of Twitter documented journeys into the heart of Toronto’s anti-science parade of disenfranchised rejects who have no fucking clue what they are doing or why they are doing it.
Yesterday, Caryma dove into the shallow end of the gene pool and came up with two perfect examples of why you shouldn’t huff glue in your parent’s basement while violently masturbating for years on end.

Can’t even walk the street without getting harassed…

Smile Jabroni ✌ pic.twitter.com/8SJJGJ6RCL

— Caryma Sa’d – Lawyer (@CarymaRules) April 10, 2021

Let’s break those two minutes you’ll never get back, down.  

“I’ve been looking for you.  You’re the one who takes down all the good comments and leaves the bad ones.”

(Good one, tips)

‘You don’t want to have anyone explain where they’re coming from.”

(Yeah, that’s why she shows up and rolls video without comment, with geniuses like you)

“You just want all of us to look ignorant right”?

(Nah, bud.  She’s just documenting the ignorance and all of us enjoy it)

After this brilliant exchange, the other meathead checked in with “He will destroy you, bro.”

“I’m not exactly with any of the leaders, and I don’t trust them either, bro”

(Uh, oh…there’s a disturbance in the masturbation force)

“I appreciate what she’s doing in terms of speaking up against the leaders, but she’s making the movement look bad, bro”

(Fucking awesome)

‘How come you’re always hanging out with us”?

“I know you work for a corrupt ass cooperation telling you to do this, you’re an old communist’

(Caryma is a self-employed lawyer who owns and operates a law firm, an advocate and the head of ‘Norml’ Canada.  Huge miss)

‘You guys are communitarianists, OK?”

(New word, but Ok, boss)

Don’t try to redefine what communism and socialism are…go look at China and Russia.”

(Non sequitur, out of context.  Might as well have said ‘Hitler, bro’ – they paint with words they don’t understand and can’t spell as long as it sounds bad.

8 seconds later – “We’re not bashing socialism and communism, those ideas are great.”

The rest is a wash, but you get it.  I thought I’d end the meathead to English translation with the immediate praise of something they hate but don’t really understand.  Seems to be the underlying issue with most of these Wieners.

Keep it up, fellas.  You’re MAGIC.

Dean