Video: ‘Chinese Sperm Extractor’ Debuts At Tech Show.

Apr 10, 2019

Thanks to Raj for thinking me when he saw this…

Meh.  Doesn’t look attractive.  Maybe it’s me approaching the Golden Years but I don’t think I could get my junk to play ball with this slutty humidifier.

If you need a boner for R2BJ to get you off, isn’t it WAY easier to just finish what you’ve started??  I applaud the ingenuity but you’d have to put a face and some boobs on that thing to get any normal man with 20/400 vision in both eyes, to shove his dick into a new model masturbating shop vac.

And who’s too embarrassed to jerk off?  I haven’t had to do it in a medical setting and don’t plan on it.  If I had to I would and I would run around those professional offices with pride with all that effort in a cup.

My friend Lucky had to do this 25 times in 30 days because he really didn’t want any more kids and he was diligent AF about it.  He’d whip up a batch, throw the kids (live ones) in the car, drop off his sample, grab dinner for the kids and head to hockey.  Every day.  For 25 days.  That’s a man who doesn’t need your robot whore.

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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