Video: Dallas Stars Fan With World’s Greatest Mullet/Bowl Cut Combo Gets CRUSHED After Calling The Wrong Man The N-Word
Booze turns every kid into Superman in front of his new girlfriend in a matching Benn jersey.
Watch this, then let’s talk about the “ethics” of Dad punching this racist hood rat in the mouth for being a dickhead in front of his kid/other people.
Son – That mullet/bowl cut is no match for "Dad strength…" pic.twitter.com/wYnzWk77Jb
— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) February 9, 2023
So the N-word (in my mind) completely cancels out the idea that Dad was in the wrong for gooning Cletus in the mouth. Seriously.
Two wrongs, blah blah blah. If my son was next to me (Dad’s kid was on the Camera, and I’m pretty sure the little entrepreneur sold it to TMZ), I can’t promise I’d be a better man in a moment like that.
TMZ: Chad Marchman, a Dallas Stars fan who was sitting in a seat just feet below the altercation at the game, tells TMZ Sports … the fracas all initially started due to some confusion over who was in whose seats.
Marchman said the man in the Benn jersey had been annoying people in the section after being asked to move — before he was ultimately punched.
Now, technically, Chad committed assault by punching Racist Cletus in the face. And technically, Texas is the most racist State in America, so Chad might not get charged.
(I’m kidding. The most racist States in America are Michigan, Vermont, New York, Ohio, West Virginia, Maryland, Georgia, AND Louisiana)
Punching is never a great idea unless you’re being punched, and even that’s a 50/50 depending on the sitch. Racist Cletus was LOOSE, and 12 out of 10 hammered ass drunk. Fans have the right to bring guns to NHL games in Dallas, and they can get just as greased as everyone else. Who knows if Racist Cletus had a gun in his pants?
He looks like the kind of dude who’d shoot his dick off.
And never fuck with “Dad Strength” ever, Kid. He barely noticed Racist Cletus’s GF doing crazy-chick-fists
“He hit me first” is admissible when there’s a video, though, so the more I think about it, Racist Cletus might get the last laugh, and Saul Goodman will come out of the woodwork to help Racist Cletus get paid.
But let’s hear it for NHL fan fights. They’re giving the NFL a run for my favorite Twitter fan fight league.
He fucked around.
He found out.
— Paul Hansen (🗣🍁🐉🀄🗿🎪❄) (@slowquacious) February 10, 2023
Don’t fuck with dads
— Jaw Dropping Tek (@jawdropping_tek) February 10, 2023
Whaddya think? Did the Racist Cletus deserve it?
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.