TMZ: Ric Flair says he is NOT a train ridin’, oral sex givin’ son of a gun … telling TMZ Sports the viral photo making rounds has to be some other guy — ’cause it ain’t him!! Here’s how we got here: A pic began trending on Twitter on Wednesday … which appears to show a man with light, slicked-back hair … *clears throat* pleasuring a woman. People were quick to say the guy in the photo was 72-year-old Flair … with the jokes coming in left and right. Welp, we made some phone calls … and Ric himself tells us the guy in the pic is NOT him … and for what it’s worth, he hasn’t been on a train in a while.

To be fair, there’s a better than good chance that even if that was Rick having a ‘chew’, he might not remember it.

There are BILLIONS of women on this planet who’d love to have a man who’s that passionate and public sex is a kink.  Getting in there in plain sight isn’t smart but PDA is PDA and just because public sex is illegal, we’re down on it?

I don’t think so.

Remember the Vancouver riot couple??  Love.

The World War 2 kissing couple?  Love.

Rick Flair on the L-train?  Probably love.  Too bad the vagina in plain sight.  This photo might be just as iconic…

Rick can’t remember his name some days, so who knows.  I don’t even think he does.  He’s been with thousands of women in his 72 years so this kind of stuff is probably automatic like Canada geese migrating south for the winter.