Video: DK Metcalf Was Carted Off The Field VS The Lions…Because He Had To Take A Massive Dump

Oct 2, 2022

This guy. I absolutely love this move. Field Yates dropped a tweet during the Seahawks and Lions game that DK Metcalf got carted off the field. Every DK Metcalf fantasy owner basically shit themselves. The true joke of it all is that DK Metcalf was actually the one who was going to shit his pants and asked for a lift to the locker room. I know it was a shit too because guys in the NFL generally pee their pants when they have to go.

You know you made it when you have someone take you on a cart just because you have to take a shit. US normal folk would have to do the Jack Sparrow run to the toilet when we feel that log coming out. Not DK Metcalf. He gets to sit on that cart and be transported to the washroom.

Never trust a fart, especially on national television. If DK shit his pants I believe by rule he immediately gets traded to the Browns.

Chris Rooke

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