TSG:  A judge today ordered a psychological evaluation to help determine the competency of a Florida Man charged with having sexual contact with a pair of large stuffed animals at a Target store, court records show.

As detailed in police and court records, a Target loss prevention officer told cops that he watched as Cody Meader took a stuffed unicorn to the children’s bedding department, where he exposed himself and “took the unicorn and placed it against his penis and began a sexual motion like the subject was trying to have sex with the unicorn.”

The Target employee said that when he walked into the aisle where Meader (seen above) was, the suspect “stopped and placed the unicorn back on the shelf.”

Meader, wearing shorts and a Star Wars t-shirt, then went to the front of the St. Petersburg store and “picked up an Olaf snowman stuffed animal and began having sex with this stuffed animal and it was all on video,” according to the Target worker’s witness statement. “The subject finished having sex with the stuffed animal and ejaculated on it and then wiped it off.”

While Meader was engaged with the Olaf doll, police were already en route to the store, which is about 10 miles from the defendant’s residence. As seen above, a store surveillance camera recorded Meader’s interaction with Olaf, a character from the Disney movie “Frozen.”

After watching the video, a cop reported that Meader could be seen “on top of the Olaf doll behind the table display. He was face down and appearing to be ‘humping’ the doll.” When Meader was finished, the cop added, he “got up off the floor and wiped the doll off on the front of his shorts.”

Upon being read his rights, Meader “admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff’ and admitted that he had ‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal,” according to an arrest affidavit.

How horny is Cory Meader?

Jesus.

I’ve always been amazed by people like Cory who can’t help doing ‘stupid stuff’.  Most of us have a mental or moral governor that prevents us from fucking stuffed animals at Target or jerking off at a bus stop.  Not Cory.  He’s down for anything.

What I’m interested in is what happens in the mind of someone like Corey Meader who doesn’t have the same checks and balances like the rest of us who can wait till we get home to do weird shit.

Is he a furry virgin who snapped and went off a stuffy fucking spree?  Was he protesting the prices for Disney products?  Are stuffed, white animals Cory’s kink?

Recidivism among sex offenders is super fucking high.  Depending on the person, almost every sex offender reoffends at some point and by the looks of Corey, he’s not done banging Disney characters so I hope the psych evaluation uncovers Corey’s issue.  The only thing worse than knowing a video of you fucking Olaf the snowman exists is not being able to stop fucking other snowmen for the rest of your life when your only 22.  It would suck to walk around for the next 60 years not being able to walk by a Toys-r-us without getting arrested.

All the best, Corey, and good luck with all that.

DB