Video: Donald Trump Jr Was Coked To The Teets On Fox News Last Night And It Was Glorious
Was Junior on Fox & Friends really a cry for help? pic.twitter.com/xcO6gJONFn
— Classless Skip B.A. ☕️ (@MenaceSocietyUT) October 30, 2020
The dude is so full of coke you could probably free-base his urine. Jesus.
Dancing jaw is a tell… pic.twitter.com/X3Una6QvKA
— Rex Chapman (@RexChapman) October 30, 2020
Cokey McCokerton Jr gets progressively more affected by pounds of booger sugar as days go by and it’s really funny to me. Funny because Revenge Dean loves when bad people fuck themselves into a corner with addiction and I don’t say that lightly.
It gives me schaden-joy when I see Jr’s slidey coke mouth and his big-eye/small-eye. I’ve been around a few coke heads enough to know Donnie did a few feet of rails or 20 key-bumps before joining Laura Ingrahm.
How do I know? Because I’ve seen them go to work and every medical journal in the world agrees, Don Jr Loves Coke:
Universal signed of cocaine use/addiction:
Red, watery eyes; pupils larger or smaller than usual
Extreme hyperactivity; excessive talkativeness.
Excessive sweating.
Puffy face, blushing, or paleness
Frequent twisting of the jaw, back and forth
Deterioration of hygiene or physical healthChronic dishonesty.
Sudden oversensitivity, temper tantrums, or resentful behavior.
Difficulty in paying attention; forgetfulness.
Paranoia
Unexplained need for money, stealing money or items
Hyperactivity; euphoria; irritability; anxiety; excessive talking, dilated pupils, dry mouth are most relevant.
Donnie is a walking addiction and perfect ‘JR’ compliment to his shit-for-brains dad who unleashes Adderall snot rockets regularly during his incoherent dog-whistling. Donnie’s banged up in every interview I’ve seen with him over the past 3 months too, so he’s on it HARD trying to block out the impending prison rape he’s scheduled to enjoy after getting handed a life sentence for helping his dad kill a few hundred thousand innocent Americans over the past few months.
If 1000 coronavirus deaths are ‘nothing’ to him, getting gang-raped for the rest of his life on Rikers Island should be a BREEZE.
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