Video: Dude Pulls Semi Automatic Weapon From His Bum In The Back Of A Toronto Police Cruiser And It’s Impressive

Nov 2, 2019

If you arrest a hardened criminal, the pat-down is really important prior to taking your violent perp jail.  Always.

Impressive work though from Torontonian Ali Showberg, 38.

Source: The weapon was “secured” and an additional search was conducted before the suspect was brought into 51 Division for a breath test and processing, police said.

The suspect, now identified by police as Ali Showbeg, a 38-year-old Mississauga resident, is facing a number of charges, including multiple firearm offences.

Police Chief Mark Saunders also said that search was conducted at the time the suspect was taken into custody but the gun “was not detected.”

Police said a “safety notice” was later issued to officers following the incident to “inform of the method of firearm concealment utilized in this situation.”

They did not elaborate on how the suspect managed to hide the weapon from the officers during the search and did not say if the weapon was loaded. 

Cool trick. Ali is one flexible MOFO and that bodes well for the next phase of his life.

I can save Toronto Police Service the cost and time associated with a lengthy investigation into how Ali managed to bring that piece with him post-arrest:

The arresting officers didn’t bother with an actual patdown or search AND Ali managed to pack that heat in the old prison wallet in such a tidy fashion, the cops missed it.

I’d like to know how they discovered the gun and when.  To be a fly on the wall of the deep cavity, a full-body search would have been hilarious.

Cops don’t take kindly to assholes putting the safety of their brothers and sister in uniform in jeopardy.  Assuming the gun was uncovered before he was booked, officers would have taken turns gaping this guy until his pancreas fell out in the name of retribution.  Unfortunately in cop land, lessons come hard and fast when no one’s looking for dick bags like this.  It shouldn’t bother you btw.  It’s how cop life works and I for one am happy it does.

Cause and effect is a beautiful thing.

PS – if you arrest a guy with multiple weapons charges, look in his bum.

You’re welcome.

Dean Blundell

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