I legitimately think Elon Musk is always high AF.

Elon’s latest appearance on Rogan’s podcast was about Zombies, Hamas, Chickpeas, and Archery and everyone was WASTED.

To be honest, I enjoyed it. It was pure spin and fiction from two guys who have effectively built a bubble around their insane worldviews. Who doesn’t want to watch that?

Let’s start with Joe asking Elon about his experience owning Twitter. You’ll notice a couple of things.

1. Elon still refers to ‘X’ as “Twitter.”
2. Elon thinks terrible information has been beamed down (from somewhere), and it turned San Franciscans into zombies.
3. A philosophy was being ‘piped’ to earth, creating a zombie fallout area
4. IT weapons propagated a mind virus, and it’s the end of civilization
5. Saying without being “melodramatic” (LOLZ), “extictionists” (not a word) are trying to get rid of humanity through this information virus
6. Anyone who doesn’t believe (Elon and Joe’s death cut assessment of the left) is in favor of human extinction.

Old-school fascist playbooks say this is the most effective way to dehumanize your opponent. Fear. Telling a captive audience of 12 million hillbillies on Kratom, they’re about to be murdered by a death cult of progressives works. But whatever, they’re both High AF, so it’s fun.

It’s crazy talk. But not as crazy as Elon’s MMA fight strategy. Here, Elon tries to convince Joe about his finishing move in the octagon. Lying on his opponent. That’s it, that’s the move.

Here, Elon gets into the cancel culture convo and tries to take a strip off of the NY Times for posting a fake story about the Gaza Hospital bombing (they did). He then starts laughing uncontrollably because “Hamas” sounds like Hummus, and here comes the dad jokes about chickpeas and dip…

Real Edgelord stuff.

Joe and Elon saved the best for last. Elon’s getting prepped to launch the world’s ugliest truck – the “Cybertruck” – so he asks Joe to try to shoot an arrow through it. You know, because we’re all afraid of highway archers.

Remember that they are both hammered and/or high, and they are trying to sell the world’s ugliest truck to any taker with a fear of archers.

Oh, and Elon thinks Joe’s last name is “Rohan.” Don’t do drugs and tweet, kids.

When Elon invents that time machine, he can return to the 13/1400s to protect soldiers on the front lines from archer’s arrows.
And now we know who’d win in a fight between Robin Hood and a Cybertruck. It’s literally an Incel selling feature, so RELAX.

Ask Elon’s favorite Indonesian bot/troll farmer, Ian Miles Cheong, Prince of the Incels:

Joe Rogan fires an arrow at the cybertruck while Elon smokes a cigar. It’s arrowproof. pic.twitter.com/Z49TZwr4lj

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) October 31, 2023

Listen, if you want to sell anything, and you’re Elon Musk, go to the well of Uberfans. And if there’s one thing I know about INCEL/Crypto babies, it’s that they LOVE fantasy and play a lot of video games featuring medieval weaponry. While you might not find an arrow-proof car appealing, every Elder Scroll/Legend of Zelda freak is ALL IN.

He’s trying to make sure of it by bringing ALL the INCELs together to convince his Incel army EVERY batshit crazy leader in the INCEL community needs this abortion of a vehicle to protect themselves from the extinction event coming from the “woke left” and their army of archers led by Legolas and a few keen archers from Gondor.

It’s also capable of carrying 650 pounds of shit with tremendous torque.

Elon’s new Cybertruck can carry 650 pounds of shit on one charge. #Genius pic.twitter.com/SgGMFFlS0q

— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) October 31, 2023

Ketamine rules. LOLZ.

DB