Source:  Shin Tae Il, also known as the infamous “angry Korean gamer,” set his crotch area on fire as a penalty for losing a “Fall Guys” game following suggestions of his viewers. 

The deal was for him to set his private parts on fire for five seconds if he did not come in first place for a particular round—so he did.

(It’s cued up to 3:15 so you don’t need to watch this guy play a cartoon game for 3 hours)

https://youtu.be/-aV3fIltDWo?t=11723

Right on bud.  That’ll show em how hard you are after losing a game of ‘Jumpy Monsters’ but there’s no way that was five seconds.  Pussy.

We just finished a deal with a major AV company out of New York last week which we’ll announce this week and I wonder how they’d react if we had a segment where we lit our dicks on fire as a punishment during some wacky podcast bit.

“Hey Graham, if you lose, you have to lite your dick on fire’

‘Uh, ok!  This dick fire brought to you by……”

‘YAYAYAYAYAYAY!’

He wasn’t working with much according to the World Data.info South Korean men are well down the list when it comes to penis size.

They clock in at 5.18 inches erect (don’t kid yourself, he was erect) sandwiched between small peckered Russians and little wienered Brits.

Canadians average 6.2 inches good for 16th on the list of penis size by country.

#1?

Ecuador.

Remember when Pedro Ruiz had his GF Monalisa Perez shoot him in the chest through a phonebook and he fucking died and she went to jail for shooting her BF in the chest with a gun?

I do.

“I may fail, but if I fail I wanna die trying.”

We’ve covered a lot here.

In closing, don’t light your junk on fire especially if you need it and stay away from life or death YouTube pranks.

It’s hard to go viral when your tits up in the local cemetery.

PS: No stereotypes were reinforced or harmed in this blog post.  All penis size information is for dick size comparisons are from sourced data for educational purposes only.