Video: Freedom Fighter Chris Sky Wants His Sales Guys To Start Generating $20,000 A Day

May 30, 2021
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That little ferret in the backseat bragging about his sales skills is Chris’s surety, Zeeshan. I have no idea what he does, only that he’s in on Chris’s cross Canada scam to separate you from your hard-earned $.

Lovely fella.  Keep in mind, he’s Chris’s babysitter.

“You better start selling because we need to make at least $20k a day to keep this massive freak show moving forward’.

I’m shocked Chris said the quiet part out loud.  Usually, he’s pretty good about not alluding to the gift on those fucked up live streams that keep getting him in trouble.

On Friday, Manitoba issued a province-wide arrest warrant for Chris (who’s been leaving a trail of bread crumbs from his trip all over social media) so unless he plans on jumping over the prairies, he should be in jail by this afternoon after fisting Saskatchewan for a few bucks.

 

Chris has a fundraising portion for this ‘freedom’ tent evangelism scam. At the end of each rally, he sells merch and begs for donations to help him keep fighting.  No shit.  He has a list of crap (shirts, hats, etc) that he hawks (it’s extra $ if he signs your stuff) to folks at different rallies.  Zeeshan is in charge of the merch and together they fly from town to town stealing money from Canada’s eternally confused so they don’t need to get real jobs.

What a kick in the nuts it will be when they find out they need to provide a detailed accounting list to the CRA come next April.  Grifters like Zee and Chris never think of the taxman when they grift.

That’s how they caught Capone.

That’s how they’ll catch Trump.

And (not that he’s in the same category) that’s how they’ll get shit head and his boy Zee.  They’ll get a knock on the door from a nice lady in an argyle pantsuit who’ll ask to see books that don’t exist followed by millions in fines and some light jail time for fraud.

That’s assuming he makes it through Manitoba and his other 28 scheduled court appearances in Ontario.

DB

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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