Video: If You’re A Hooker Who Hasn’t Updated Her Profile Pics, Watch This Video. You’re Welcome

Dec 4, 2018

Prostitution is the worlds oldest profession and as professionals, it’s incumbent on you to stay current in your line of work.

If someone agrees to utilize your services based on a 5-year-old picture and in those 5 years you’ve eaten your way into being a 20 dollar hooker, expect to be told to leave.

I recorded a brief portion of a wild rant from this drugged up prostitute in my hotel room just in case she destroyed property or attempted to assault. Yes I’m aware she is fat and gross. The photos on her ad were likely 5+ years old.

It was difficult maintaining an erection for her, so I eventually asked her to leave (with her full payment). At this point she just snapped and went off her fucking face.

Not included in the video is her threatening to cut off my cock, her threatening to have me beaten or killed, her crying about her mother not being there for her, her stating she only sucks dick so she doesn’t go back to prison, and her shoving me in an attempt to get me to hit her back (I didn’t) so she could charge me with assault.

Now that’s a smart John.  Stay woke when you order a pro, and ALWAYS pay the lady even if she looks like a big mac.  You never know who she knows.

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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