This is the worst yet completely avoidable.

NY POST – An Ohio teen was sentenced to jail time after he admitted to serving a teacher a semen-tainted crepe as part of a sick joke during a cooking competition at his middle school, a report said this week.
The 15-year-old admitted to bringing in a bag of his semen and dumping it on the french dessert before serving it to his teacher at Olentangy Hyatts Middle School in May.

Seven other students — who were not publicly identified — are also accused of assault and other crimes for their roles in the disgusting prank.
One other student facing charges allegedly soaked barbecue sauce with his urine and served it to four unsuspecting teachers, according to CBS affiliate WBNS.
The sickening joke played out while the teachers were judging a cooking class as part of the “Global Gourmet” course at the school.

Full Van Wilder in Home Economics.  Fucking GROSS.  I would seriously murder someone who tricked me into drinking their bodily fluids.  Dead.  I’d do it in the town square over a period of 3 days and sell tickets.  Unless I was this teacher.  Then I’d question why I decided to Judge the Crepes made by kids who hate me and realize, I deserved it.

Asking your male 15-year-old students to make your creme-filled anything to eat is like asking a coke head if he needs a bump to get him through the night.  There isn’t a better question to ask a 15-year-old male in your Home Economics class.  Especially if you’re an asshole teacher.  It’s a dream come true.

PROTIP:  If you teach HS cooking class.  Make the kids judge their own cream-filled creations.  You’re welcome.