Video: In Hind Sight Maybe Wasn’t A Great Idea To Hire Bigfoot For A Toddler’s Birthday Party That Peeks Through The Bay Window

Aug 11, 2021

THIS was an unexpected 30 seconds of terrifying entertainment.

Holy shit, mom.  Meet the GIANT hairy beast you hired for your kid’s party at the front door, next time. 

It was like crying kiddie dominoes. That’s the WORST sound in the world by the way.  It’s far more annoying than people talking over each other or dickhead coaches from the Thornhill Reds baseball team who acted like a pathetic child in front of a bunch of 15-year-olds the other night.  I digress.

That’s the kind of experience that lives with a kid FOREVER so it’s good the shit-mom got some viral notoriety out of it before the counseling starts.  I bet most of those kids NEVER camp a day in their lives now.

Speaking of ‘shit-moms, have you seen the bar scene outtakes from Afterlife season 2?  It’s without a doubt the funniest 2;11 seconds you’ll see today, so turn up the speakers on the bus or on the old work computer and hit ‘play’.  Everyone around you could use a good laugh

Paul Kaye makes the series THAT much better than it is.  I’ll go a step further to say if not for Paul Kaye’s outtake reel,  outrageously fucking filthy mouth, and that delivery, Afterlife isn’t what it is today.  He’s THAT good.

Hire a Princess for your kid’s party next time.

DB

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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