Video: It Takes A Special Woman To Drop A Deuce In A Display Toilet
So. Hot.
I dig it. No ones around and she had to go.
I know the feeling.
Every time I go to WINNERS or HOME DEPOT, I’m hit with the sweaty, cramping urge to move my bowels. Every time and it never fails.
It’s like a shit trigger from the retail Gods. as soon as I walk past the person at the front door who’s there for zero fucking reason, I have to poop.
The difference being, I never have done it in a display toilet.
Intentionally.
It was in a Debbie Travis Show Home 18 years ago and the water wasn’t on in the model home. I still maintain it wasn’t my fault because it looked like a fully functional bathroom WITH toilet paper.
I also did it at a patio furniture store in a non-functional bathroom used to store files. Again NOT my fault because I asked where the bathroom was and THAT was the door I was directed to by a totally uninterested employee.
Much like the ‘Show Home Shit-And-Run’ and the ‘Patio Store Poop’ fiasco, I feel sorry for the employee who has to deal with this. Not enough to stick around and help, but enough that it counts.
Go Leafs!
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
