VIDEO: JD Vance Just Admitted That He Made Up The Haitian Cat Eating Story And He’ll Keep Doing it, Cuz AMERICA
Few stories have clawed their way into the public’s heart (and stomach) in the annals of political blunders like the tale of the Haitian cat-eating migrants. This wasn’t just any story. It was a political catastrophe, courtesy of JD Vance and his partner in political fiction, Donald Trump.
First racist flyers are being passed out in Springfield, OH and now Proud Boys marching. You want four more years of this?pic.twitter.com/BMrdQggldL
— Blue Georgia (@BlueATLGeorgia) September 14, 2024
JD Vance just admitted to creating this story, “For Americans,” tired of black people in their hometown. Essentially.
Here you go…
Soooo, JD Vance just confirmed that he made up the Haitian pet eating story.
pic.twitter.com/CvcSKaEPhW— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) September 15, 2024
The Genesis of the Meow-narrative
It all began in the quiet town of Springfield, Ohio, where, according to the whispers of a local rumor mill, Haitian migrants were not just settling in but were allegedly feasting on local pets. This wasn’t your average urban legend; it was a tale so juicy that it was bound to be catnip for certain politicians looking to stir the pot.
Enter JD Vance and Trump: The Duo of Dubious Tales
JD Vance, riding high on his vice presidential nomination, and Trump, ever the master of distraction, decided this was the narrative they needed. Why? Because, in the world of politics, if you can’t win on policy, why not win on pet policy?
They didn’t just spread the rumor; they amplified it in a coordinated shit posting with his Friends Charlie Kirk, Jack Posobiec, Fox News, The Post Millennial, and other MAGA/MAPLEMAGA-connected fake media companies. With his flair for the dramatic, Trump probably envisioned himself as the savior of American pets, riding in on a wave of cat memes and dog whistles. Meanwhile, Vance, perhaps seeing an opportunity to outdo his mentor in the art of political theater, doubled down, encouraging his followers to keep the cat memes coming, even as the story’s credibility was being eaten away faster than a cat with a bowl of tuna.
The Admission: A Purrfect Storm of Political Backpedaling
But then came the moment of truth, or rather, the moment of admission, on CNN with Dana Bash. In a segment that would go down in history as the “Cat-gate Confession,” JD Vance did the unthinkable. He admitted, albeit with a twist of political spin, that the story might not hold water.
“Create stories?” Dana Bash might have thought, “You mean like a political version of ‘The Cat in the Hat’?”
Vance, not missing a beat, tried to pivot, suggesting that if creating stories was what it took to get media attention, then so be it. But here’s the kicker: he didn’t just admit to making up stories; he owned it, with a side of “but look at the bigger picture!”
The Aftermath:
Black people are afraid to leave their houses.
Schools in Springfield were closed this week due to bomb threats.
Haitian families are getting death threats.
White Supremacist groups (like the Proud Boys) have descended on Springfield to prevent immigrants from eating pets.
Which isn’t happening. At all.
First racist flyers are being passed out in Springfield, OH and now Proud Boys marching. You want four more years of this?pic.twitter.com/BMrdQggldL
— Blue Georgia (@BlueATLGeorgia) September 14, 2024
WHY? What IS Happening?
Because MAGA Candidate in OHIO, Bernie Moreno, just got busted stealing 9.5 million in campaign donations to open a Mercedes dealership, and MAGA needs him to beat Sherrod Brown if MAGA has a hope of taking the Senate back.
❌So, #EatingPetsIsTheDistraction, so that no one pays attention to corrupt thief @berniemoreno #BernieMoreno
🔥Please share & #VOTE for @SenSherrodBrown #SherrodBrown #BlueSenate#BlueCongress#VoteBlueDownBallot #BlueTsunami2024
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊https://t.co/MRW1dyaUHP— 🇺🇸🗽🪷Pro-Democracy 🌊💥Pro-Choice💥 (@sherritxoxo) September 15, 2024
The Haitian pet-eating story is nothing more than a Stochastic Terror Psyop aimed at vilifying immigrants (Moreno is an immigrant from Colombia) to help the GOP flip the Senate.
Now you know. I mean, you probably already knew MAGA cooked this up, but now you have something to refer to when that moron MAGAT in your friend group pipes a hot Haitian Migrant take.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.