Video: Just An Enormous Afternoon For Jizz In The Netherlands
Jizz filled the net today.
3-0 achter bij Excelsior. Uitzichtloze situatie. Maar dan is daar:
⚽️ 52′ Jizz Hornkamp 3-1
⚽️ 55′ Jizz Hornkamp 3-2
⚽️ 78′ Jizz Hornkamp 4-3
⚽️ 86′ Jizz Hornkamp 4-4 pic.twitter.com/RN7w3rxyWe— ESPN NL (@ESPNnl) January 30, 2021
Jizz HornKamp, (a defender turned striker with a second division team in the Netherlands) scored four times in 34 minutes today and the world is on fire because his parents named their son Jizz.
Jizz isn’t even close to being the best porno name for a professional athlete.
It’s an an outstanding handle, but it’s nothing compared to Dick Felt…
or Chubby Cox…
Or Dick Truckle. Dick Trickle is similar but worse because you can’t get away from it with Dick’s first AND last name. Jizz is just Jizz, but Dick is Dick Trickle.
Wang Liquin, is decent…
Dewanner Bonner is probably pronounced ‘b-awn-er’.
Dick Paradise is ironic.
Steve Sharts was Steve Sharts before Sharts were ‘sharts’ so the humor needs to be backdated.
Lucious Pusey is a 200-pound Linebacker.
Misty Hyman’s name was fun for a few years. Her Dad, Buster? Great guy. 
I hope the second ‘S’ in Dick Sisler sounds like a ‘Z’ when he says it.
Self explanatory.
Rusty Kuntz is an MLB legend. He played several seasons sliding into retirement with a career .236 average. I fell in love with Rusty Kuntz at the age of 11 when he won a World Series with the Tigers. It was the first Worlds Series I remember watching, and the second Rusty came in to pinch-hit (his only appearance) driving in his only run, we freaked out and to this day, is my favorite ‘unfortunately named’ pro athlete. Hands down.
If Jizz changes his last name, I’ll reconsider.
Dean Blundell
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