Oh, what do we have here?

Source: The lyrics to Lady Gaga’s ‘Poker Face’ actually go: Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-f*** her face (Mum-mum-mum-mah), Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-f*** her face (Mum-mum-mum-mah).

Yep, you read that right. F*** her face. It’s come to the attention of many (including us) that there’s a rather risqué lyric… I mean, it’s only taken 13 years for most of us to realize.

Taking to Facebook, one person wrote: “So just seen a Facebook post about Lady Gaga ‘Poker Face’ and how the lyrics are not po po po po poker face I can safely say I’m [mind blown emoji] and shall now be replacing the lyrics with the correct ones.”

Another added: “Mind BLOWN that Lady Gaga doesn’t sing ‘p-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face’. They’re not the lyrics. Life is a lie.”

It’s always been ‘fuck her face’.  I knew that the day the song came out 13 years ago and tried to tell the world but everyone thought I was insane and looking to make something out of nothing.

Just FYI…it should be known that @ItsDeanBlundell discovered this 13 years ago and told us on the radio.#LadyGaga #pokerface
https://t.co/ZUGNHexAP1

— Mona (@egyptia) March 1, 2021

Here’s the video.  There’s a reason we never see her sing the words to the chorus in the video.

So that settles it.  The song is definitely not about playing cards.  It’s about Lady Gaga’s (I’m assuming she’s talking about herself) preference for blowies over the real thing which is unbelievable to me.

We’re hard-pressed to find a female on planet earth who’d prefer to have her face poked instead of having the sex.  That’s why most women smile when they walk down the aisle at their weddings.  They know they never have to give another blow job again unless it’s a special night.

I have a new respect for Gaga now this is out in the open. It’s taken us more than a decade but we’re finally dealing with one of the greatest musical mysteries of the 21st century and we know a little more about Lady Gaga’s bedroom preferences.

Lady Gaga’s 2009 hit “Poker Face” is currently #1 on @Genius and Top 100 on US iTunes after a TikTok user pointed out that Gaga sings “fuck her face” instead of “poker face” every other time after the chorus. pic.twitter.com/TTeVamtlUR

— Gaga Daily (@gagadaily) February 26, 2021