Jesus, the Oilers are destined to suck, aren’t they? Even with the best player in the universe and 50 first overall draft picks in the last three seasons God won’t let them be good. Maybe it’s the harvesting of mother earth and her oil or maybe It’s their Owner Rob Schneider hiring shitty people but this year has been tuff to watch.
Especially if you’re an Oiler fan. Tonight might have been the greatest moment of the season:
Russel just put the puck into his own net with 1 minute remaining in a 4-4 game. pic.twitter.com/6aEaG5yLcT
— Flintor (@TheFlintor) December 1, 2017
Are you fucking kidding? An own goal from the hash marks nonetheless. That’s an impressive new depth of suck. You know when your sick and you make soup but spill the noodles and the powder all over the place? Imagine getting caught jerking off by your mom 10 minutes before that.
That’s what we witnessed tonight. Kris Russel getting caught jerking off by his parents. Same look.
— Flintor (@TheFlintor) December 1, 2017
The kicker was Nazem Kadri’s reaction. He laughed In Russell’s face and had no Idea what was going on. He half asses putting a hand up then looks around and starts laughing. I nearly peed watching this.
Russel just put the puck into his own net with 1 minute remaining in a 4-4 game. pic.twitter.com/6aEaG5yLcT
— Flintor (@TheFlintor) December 1, 2017
The only thing that might have been better was his reaction from the front. Honest to Christ is there a better study of ying and yang between Russell and Kadri tonight?
Kris Russell wants to change his name and his family might leave him after that. Including the kids, if he has any and Kadri just sorta scored, his team won and the Thunderdome in Edmonton free pours booze so lets gooooo
Naz's reaction to Russell's own goal is priceless pic.twitter.com/b0OJ6QCzYl
— Flintor (@TheFlintor) December 1, 2017
Ryan Already changed the moment to a screen saver for you if you’re Ok with it being the same time and date every day. I am.
— Ryan (@ryanfancey) December 1, 2017
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Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
