Video: Lebron’s ‘Courtside Karen’ Is A 25 Year Old IG Model Married To A Very Old Man Who Hates His Life Today

Feb 2, 2021
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For old Skeezers, marrying young probably seems like a good idea at the time, until she turns up her age, fighting your fights on national TV.
Meet Juliana Carlos, 25-year-old IG model/Trophy wife of Atlanta booze distribution mogul, 60-year-old, Chris Carlos.

 

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They have a 6-year-old son together, too, so do the math.  Chris Carlos was about a year away from spending the rest of his life in jail AND his wife is DEFINITELY in it for love.

According to EVERYONE, Juliana shot back at LeBron after Chris and Lebron got into it from Chris’s courtside seats.  Juliana went all-in on LeBron, forgetting she was a guest of the NBA so she and her hubby were removed which is when Juliana when on filter-filled social media rager.

The whole experience is captured below.  In Juliana’s defense, it’s hard to have perspective when you spend most of your time on your back.

LeBron played it cool post-game, saying he didn’t think they should have been kicked out of the game then made fun of Juliana and Chris’s 40 year age gap because he’s still the king.

Old rich dudes rarely play the tape forward when they marry young, Klout chasing ‘women’ like Juliana.  They think with what’s left of their dicks and egos instead of thinking about how a dumb rich girl might act out sitting courtside at an NBA game.

However, after going through her IG account for the past few hours, I can see Chris Carlos’s blind spot.

 

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Old Guys:

Don’t marry young dumb chicks ‘because you can’.  Emasculating, embarrassing, stuff like this happens.

Also, everyone is talking behind your back, taking bets and making odds as to what happens first.  Her leaving after you have a massive stroke or heart attack, giving her unfettered access to your family’s wealth, OR you walking in on her riding a more age-appropriate pool boy.

Happy Tuesday!

 

DB

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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