Video: “Man with the world’s biggest penis has been registered as DISABLED” And It Has It’s Own Pillow. (NSFWish)

Dec 20, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN5lY2eESVI

THE man with the world’s biggest penis has been registered as DISABLED and survives on government assistance and food banks.

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, from Saltillo, Mexico, has a 18.9 inch penis – believed to be the largest in the world.

Although he has refused reduction surgery and hopes to pursue a career in the porn industry, he claims his massive appendage is actually a “disability”, reports vanguardia.com.mx.

He said: “I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees.

“I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.”

According to Roberto, after initially dismissing his claim, the government has now recognised him as disabled.

 

 

Cabrera recently turned down the offer of a penis reduction
Cabrera recently turned down the offer of a penis reduction

Doctors revealed Cabrera has been stretching his member with weights since he was a teenager

Doctors revealed Cabrera has been stretching his member with weights since he was a teenager

“Every four months they give me some economic assistance but it is not enough. I visit the food banks every day to take my meals at 12 ‘o clock.”

Earlier this year it was revealed he had been offered his first big movie role by the man behind YouPorn and the FakeTaxi series.

‘The YouPorn Guy’ told TheLadBible: “We would fly him over to Prague and he can come see our doctors and nurses at our FakeHospital.com.

“We would make the scene quite comical, and would get a female doctor and two or three nurses all trying to have a go on it.

But Cabrera could soon be flown out to Prague to become the star of a series of 'comical' x-rated films

But Cabrera could soon be flown out to Prague to become the star of a series of ‘comical’ x-rated films

He claims to have now been registered as disabled and survives off government assistance

He claims to have now been registered as disabled and survives off government assistance

“He would have the time of his life. Everyone would want to see the scene for sure, whether they would get off on it is another matter.”

Cabrera recently spoke of his desires to break into the adult film industry, explaining: “I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there.

“I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there.”

 

You are Goddamn right you can make a lot of money in porn.  Like the most someone has ever made.

The obvious jokes here are “Lucky Guy” or “don’t look a gift dick in the mouth”, but as someone who suffers from this affliction, it’s not a joke.

It’s hard to cross your legs, taking a piss requires a team of people and walking is uncomfortable.  You can never sleep on your front and most horses run when they see you.

I wonder if there’s a woman that sees this thing and get’s all worked up to give it a go.  Seems like it would be too difficult to manage IF he could get a boneski, which he can’t.

Porn is the last stop for the Roberto but what a stop it could be.  I’d watch it just to see the thing without a hat on.   That’s just me.  Lucky bastard.

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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