Video: Maybe I’m Just High, But This Porch Pirate Getting Chased To ‘Yakety Sax’ Is The Best Thing I’ve Seen In My Life

Dec 28, 2018

Ama’ right or ama’ right?

I’ve watched this a total of 20 times and my girlfriend just stared at me and asked me if I was high.

I’m not but can you imagine how much funnier this would be if I were?

Every time I wonder if it would be possible to steal something or murder, someone (And yes, I’ve considered a life of crime.  We all have at some point so stop pretending that’s weird), I always start with the assumption there’s a camera somewhere that will place me or my car at the scene of the crime.  That’s usually as far as I get into my master plan of committing a crime.

Not this douche.  He proves he’s super stupid by trying to get away from a car by staying on the street.  They eventually caught him btw, and he was booked on a robbery/mischief charge.

If you’ve been boned by a thieving porch pirate this holiday season, watch this and listen carefully. You can hear this woman’s leg snap.

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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