She’ll be banned for life but it’ll be worth the follows for @KellyKay, IG model w some serious viral promo skills.

Woman gets tackled at Super Bowl hahaha that’s our friend @MsKellyGreen @SuperBowl @NFL @Chiefs @49ers @barstoolsports #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIV #SuperBowl2020 #miami #security #tackled #womangetstackled pic.twitter.com/QJA8SN3wvl

— Colleen McGinniss (@colleenmmcg) February 3, 2020

Much like throwing a patio chair off a 30th story balcony got chair girl into a Drake video, Kelly’s counting on this thonged walk of shame to boost her influencer value. It’ll work because people are shallow and I’m counting on it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7_iYs3gLRU/

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5xwPt5gyBH/

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ADRJ0A0Nk/

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7jKqWdgrhz/

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7WbJ0AFRtN/

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7OyIW3ATT0/

This just looks like it hurts.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7G2OEagPsM/

I’ve always been a fan of streakers and field runners.  Each one is A) drunk or B) possess a flawed gene I don’t have.  The gene where stupid ideas are put into action.  Most of us don’t blur the lines between fantasy and reality because the gene that regulates stupidity, works.  In Kelly Kay’s case it doesn’t but she’s using her stupidity to her advantage and who can blame her.

You’ve been looking at these for at least 2 minutes by now.  So she wins…and so do we.

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