Where I come from, opining about a missed opportunity to kill a sitting Prime Minister is terrible.

It’s not when you’re drunk, have a 9th-grade education, and your parents are related.

Meet #AlbertaStrong. A UCP startup of Danielle Smith surrogates who openly talked about missing an opportunity to Kill Trudeau. If someone can cover MA’s lost wages and some gas money, she will still kill Canada’s PM.

Nothing to see here: just some hillbillies from Alberta Strong talking how close they came to killing Canada’s PM, Justin Trudeau. For Jesus, of course. pic.twitter.com/FwdGWc9AR5

— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) October 14, 2023

Sick crew.

Darren FuckJ has gas money, but he’s too drunk to drive.

Farmer134.10 is live-streaming from his garage, and everyone is hammered in this riveting clip.

Now you’d have to be hammered to think this podcast/live stream is a winner, and you’d need to be high and dumb af to threaten anyone’s life in a live stream that will exist forever. Complete with faces, IP addresses social media tags like moronic breadcrumbs leading to your basement apartment in your mom’s house.

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— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) October 14, 2023

Spenny says these people are traitors:

these people are traitors. https://t.co/LstXobEJpY

— Spencer Rice (@Spenny) October 14, 2023

I agree with the caveat that most of them are too dumb to understand what they are doing. Most of these radicalized hillbillies could successfully use the “not criminally responsible due to mental illness/parents being brother and sister” defense.

And this is from just ONE family reunion.

— Darlene Whyte (@DarleneWhyte4) October 14, 2023

We don’t know how many of these related patriots have fingers growing from their thighs. Or how many of them give their parents “Happy Father’s Day, Uncle XXXX” cards? But it’s probably many of them.

I’m (kind of/not really) joking about the incest. We owe most of this to Pierre and Danielle’s rage machine. And the incredibly low IQ’s of the religious zealots and hillbillies they radicalize for support. It’s given rise to stochastic terrorism, and threatening to murder a sitting PM/taking over downtown Ottawa certainly qualifies.

These people don’t represent the good folks of Alberta. They represent factions like Ontario Proud reps, the braindead hillbillies in my home province. Alberta is an incredible place with a shitty government that spends more time radicalizing assholes than making the lives of their citizens better. Ontario is the same, with less front-facing crazy.

This is a Canada/Politics/MAGA/Religious extremist/Incest issue. It’s not an Alberta issue. But holy shit, are these people stupid. It’s impressive.

Have a great day!

DB