Video: New Christian Dating App Is Basically Tinder For Horny Racists
I’m downloading this app today.
Peter Theil, the Trump-loving gay-republican-conservative-libertarian founder of PayPal, funded this, so it’s just a tracking and data harvesting app for insane Evangleical zealots.
But I’m still downloading this app.
https://twitter.com/daterightstuff/status/1557462793732796417?s=20&t=HA9_dCNEFPc_MlfgPH_tEw
Ryann McEnany is former White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany’s sister, and she hates pronouns and gay people (all Evangelical Christians do), so you won’t find either on her app. She just brainwashed hardcore religious extremists who don’t believe in pre-marital sex.
Big news! Kayleigh McEnany’s sister Ryann is out with a new dating app for young conservatives called, ‘The Right Stuff.’ “We’re sorry that you’ve had to endure years of bad dates and wasted time with people who don’t see the world our way – the right way.” pic.twitter.com/5BpiQt5vy2
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 10, 2022
The Right Stuff – a new dating app for those of you that enjoy sleeping with your kin. pic.twitter.com/TZWqhndHrS
— Tony (@judgeyourself99) August 11, 2022
If you want to avoid the premium fee and sign-up charges, head to a klan mtg. Way cheaper.
This kind of idea ends poorly because of guys like me.
When I saw this commercial, my immediate reaction was to download the app (which I did) to catfish into dating a total fraud. I mean, that’s what dating apps are, so why should we treat this differently?
I’ll make a sweet profile about how I bathe in the love of our collective Savior, Jesus Christ ESQ, and how much I love Trump. I’ll pray out loud for the Lord’s guidance as we head back to her house for some consensual, repressed vanilla, evangelical sex and never call them again.
It’ll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
https://twitter.com/ryanlindley/status/1557695314512994305?s=20&t=AZegTLuXTVGeGE9bC78Kog
Evangelical zealots are forced into thinking about sex as a pro-creative function. It’s not meant to be fun and is considered a sin outside marriage.
That repression and lack of sexual expression create sexual powder kegs.
Fish. In. A. Barrel.
https://twitter.com/haligonian4/status/1557726779330084864?s=20&t=AZegTLuXTVGeGE9bC78Kog
This should go well.
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