Video of parents using a baby to steal some makeup is the best thing you’ll see all year
This video released by some hard-working Russian mall cops shows clearly shows a baby with questionable parents, stealing shit at their behest.
Awesome. I’m unsure how one teaches a baby how to steal but these Parents are incredible at it.
First, he positions the thieving little angel closed to the goods he wants to swipe…
That’s when this kid goes to work like she’s clearing stacks off of a bank vault shelf into her stroller
While the little thief is stuffing the contraband deep into the stroller pockets, Mom pops over to make sure her little criminal has what they need.
Then dad double checks and they nonchalantly make their way home with what looks like A LOT of makeup.
To get a toddler to steal like that is impressive and it’s Russia so I bet they teach this to kids in preschool. You probably have to do a field test like this before you can graduate to Kindergarten.
Not that I care about how other people parent but whatever you do, make sure to blame the kid if you get caught. And teach her to cry on command while you’re at it. It might come in handy
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
