Video: Porch Pirate Arrested For Swiping Some Of The Grossest Shit Ever
Source: Police say they arrested a porch thief Sunday after a video showed him stealing a half-gallon urine jug, gym shorts and a 27-pound bag of dog food.
Andrew Felix, 27, of Miami Township was captured by Green Township police and Hamilton County Sheriff’s deputies Saturday night and taken to the Justice Center, according to a police Facebook post.
Felix also stole $200 worth of women’s clothing from another porch, police say.
If you are a victim of a package theft, police advise you to contact your local law enforcement agency for investigation..
Jail and a criminal record for a half gallon of piss, gym shorts, ladies clothes, and dog food. Nice pickup fella.
One of the great dumb crimes of our time, stealing shit off people’s porches has given hours of laughs. Not only do you have no idea if you’re taking dog food and pee, but it usually ends up in an arrest or a compound fracture of your leg:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiAYcFoEkNc
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