Video: RIP Chris Sky

May 8, 2022

Well, it was fun to skeeve clicks while it lasted.

There is nothing like a flat earther hype man to get a sparse crowd of other flat earthers into the mood for some light T-shirt shopping.

We’ve been done with these clowns for a while, but this kind of failure has to be seen.  A two-year grift that made Chris hundreds of thousands of dollars culminated in a fucking hilariously bad turnout that didn’t come close to kelly Anne Wolf Farkas’s great expectations.

(That’s what ‘Unwell” looks like).

These protests won’t stop. They’ll get smaller, but they won’t stop.

The ones left are anti-government/elite who genuinely believe in this community. Most of them aren’t protesting. They show up with signs because they found a home with OTHER people who like signs and hate reality/others who have things they don’t.

The ‘wants’ VS ‘needs’ crowd.

You might not like it.  You might be turned off, but these cats found a community of like-minded people who feel excommunicated due to their perpetual victim status.  It meant something to them.  They found purpose in the community and finally found people who validated their ‘crazy.’  They sacrificed their friends and families to travel across the country selling T-shirts.  They camped up in sub-zero temperatures to sell T-shirts. They gave away their life savings and paid into the community with free labor because they BELONGED to something (and sold T-shirts).  They were validated—some for the first time, EVER. By selling T-shirts

That would mean something to you too, even if you didn’t need T-shirts.

But it’s over.

A couple of years ago, I told you this was a gift to sell merch instead of Chris getting a job for a living. It worked until it didn’t, and now Chris has to load those $80 hoodies and super cheesy flags into his beat-up SUV and drive them back to Alberta, where he gets arrested once a week for having a punchable face. He’s been scamming our dumbest for two years to avoid the inevitability of joining the working class.

I, for one, want to thank Chris for the entertainment.

The teeth.

The dick tattoo on his neck.

Video of him and his wife resisting arrests.

His bearded buddy, who thinks I worked for CSIS.

It’s been a blast, but it’s over, guy.

Chris was clickbait, but the bloom is off the rose now that nothing is to protest.  People know Chris invents fear to sell shirts because he’s LAZY AF, and here we are.

Better late than never.

RIP Chris Sky.



Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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