Shrek Burlesque.
That’s it. That’s the article. It’s a real thing that really exists. It features real peformers doing real things.
Mr. Epidermis isn’t the only one on the Dean Blundell Network who can use sex to get clicks. The “sizzle reel” below is NSFW-ish but honestly I’d be more worried about a co-worker over seeing you watching it and having some SERIOUS questions that go beyond a trip to HR.
Starting in 2020 in Austrailla the little show that could is expanding to multiple cities and has it’s sights set on New Zealand. It has no offical affliation with the Shrek brand and there is a nice big disclamimer at the bottom of the website ensuring you know it’s a parody.
Will it come to Canada one day? Maybe. Will I be there it if it does? Absolutley not. I have no interest in getting a chubby from a beloved children’s cartoon. I don’t think my therapist could handle that conversation.
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Joe Williamson
Bald Canadian who didn’t play hockey until he was in his mid-thirties. Die hard Raptors fan who proudly admits he wept when they won it all. Loves talking parenting, politics, and all things pop culture.
