Video: Soccer Mom vs MMA Fighter Is More Proof You Can’t Go From The Couch To The Octagon
I know how this started.
Karen was the toughest chick in her high school 25 years ago.
After a couple of kids and a divorce, “Kombat Karen” thought she’d kickstart her troubled life with a quick rise through the world of mixed martial arts and the results? Not great.
Some people shouldn’t follow their dreams…pic.twitter.com/a8vzYkdOFZ
— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) August 20, 2021
This is a person who doesn’t live in objective reality and some well-intentioned family members are probably to blame.
“You can do it, Karen!”
“Don’t listen to the ‘haterz’, Karen”
No, listen to the ‘haterz’, Karen, because CTE is forever.
If this woman’s family had just encouraged her to stay fit with some light pickle ball or a daily walking regimen, she wouldn’t be laying in a puddle of her own drool and urine.
Plus, this video is HARD to explain to the ladies at her local PTA meeting.
Remember this video the next time someone tells you it’s feasible to finally take up an unrealistic ‘calling’ like becoming a rock star at 60 when you’ve never picked up a guitar.
Dream big, but stay in your fucking dream lane, kids.
DB
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
