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Video: The Fake Biker Protest In #Ottawa Is Already A Total Shit Show

Apr 30, 2022
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This is the kind of content I’m here for.  I don’t care if you don’t like that; I don’t mind a small fracas.  The people of #Ottawa don’t have it, and neither are the police.

Things are HAPPENING in the nation’s capital tonight, and our own Caryma is making sure she captures ALL OF IT.

It started around 6 pm when the band of traveling fuck faces descended on Ottawa Friday afternoon.  According to a source, “most of these crack heads are drunk or high as fuck on chemicals.” That explains the smile on the dude in the blue and white baseball cap who seems STOKED to go to jail tonight.

You need to remember that a lot of these folks are here to party with other lizard-brained fucks who cannot reason.  They WANT to be seen as victims of some police state.  They want American news networks to dump all over Canada, and they need the police to beat the shit out of protestors to give Tucker Carlson a clip to run when he paints Canada as an authoritarian state.

That’s why fuck sticks like this shit head taunt police.  They hope a Rebel News reporter is on hand to cover it so Ezra can send it to Tucker for some theocratic sympathy from their emotionally detached pals.

And this time, the optics work in their favor.  Ottawa police are “moderating” the behavior of these white supremacist cocks, and that comes with a few righteous beatdowns and the odd tasering and pant pissing.

This gentleman is with the Canadian hate group Diagolon.  Jeremy McKenzie’s group of alt-right pals.

These drunk racists mobbed a group of officers standing on a street corner—usual peaceful protest shit.

https://twitter.com/mona_alsehli/status/1520197986806112256?s=20&t=IO9cj8MbcOiEKAkSM23mgw

These cool cats tried to fight cops over being allowed to park their SWEET pop-up camper in the vehicle exclusion zone.  Peep the winner with the hockey jersey recording and laughing as his friends obstruct police.

I saved the best for last.

This week I said I wanted to see a tasering, and we were SO close here.  A piss drunk woman backs into a cop.  The cop pushes the piss drunk woman away from him, she makes the cop (30-second mark), and the cop in question throws her to the ground like a wet towel.

No Bueno.

These peaceful protestors swarmed the officer before he could cuff the trailer hog, and it was ON:

These peaceful Christians started calling police ‘fags’ screaming into the void for their efforts. They’re just hateful, emotionally detached people who hate the fact they suck at life because their parents didn’t teach them about consequences.

So far, there have been several arrests for everything from assault police to public nudity.

A friend said he saw two bikers having sex in the ally next to his duplex in Centertown. He said it was like watching two old dogs fight over an old hot dog. I don’t know if I believe him, but all of me wants it to be true.

See you tomorrow at 3.  We’ll be live @ 3 pm from Ottawa with Caryma on a scooter.

Expect to see some hungover rednecks.

DB

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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