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Video: Things Were Poppin’ At Grace Life Church In Edmonton As Hundreds Of Born Again, Christ-Like Christians Went Apeshit (Almost Like They Are In Some Crazy Cult)

Apr 11, 2021

Absolute ROCKET of a headline by me.

Grace Life Church is a pentecostal evangelical church on the outskirts of the beautiful city of Edmonton, Alberta.

Alberta Health and Safety shit them down this week as these variants surged because Pastor Dick Nuts (actual name) kept holding services.

After AHS erected (love typing that word) a barrier around the church, Grace Life’s congregation showed up for church today and they weren’t too happy.


Sure, they started out nice, standing around like Jesus himself was going to wheel up in a fucking SWEET Ford Raptor with sick running boards, pop out and scream ‘Fuck yeah, my children!”

(Hold on to your asshole Marty, this next bit is terrific.)

These loving Christians seem to be agitated.  As someone who was brought up in a brand of this lunacy, I can’t say I’m surprised that they got sick of waiting to sit in their favorite church pew and stormed the gates.

You see, what’s at stake for this kind, patient, loving, group of people is eternal life.

This particular sect of ‘Evangelical Christianity’ is extreme.  They’ve been told by their pastor, the COVID19 ‘hoax’ is the government trying to usher in the end times so they can give every Canadian ‘the mark of the beast’.

IF a Christian is branded with ‘the mark of the beast’ they are no longer welcome into the kingdom of heaven when they die.  This is kind of at odds with EVERYTHING they are taught to believe, therefore they don’t give a shit if they or their kids die.

They’d rather be in heaven.

That’s why they don’t care about masks or you or fences.  They are going to live forever and everything they do to resist reality is encouraged by their bible and the guy translating the bible.  Pastor James Coates – Esquire.

Alberta has a born-again evangelical premier in Jason Kenny and he’s in no hurry to start throwing his fellow heaven-bound friends in the hoosgow so no one was arrested. The RCMP were forced to eat shit and disease for hours by a group of degenerate cult members who don’t care if they live or die as a result.

Politics and religion are a major fucking problem in western Canada because religious politicians don’t serve the people. They serve their one true lord because their eternal life is more important than this one.

That’s why today happened.  That and poor education.

Dean

 

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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