Video: This Bear’s Nuclear Reaction To Getting Hit In The Nuts Is All Of Us, Ladies
The next time a female question’s the unbridled, sweaty, panicky pain of nutshots, show her this video of a 1000 pound grizzly bear’s reaction to bagging himself.
Bear gets hit in the nuts while trying to scratch his back pic.twitter.com/rpGayNLEZU
— Animals World (@Smiling_Animal) June 29, 2021
Can’t stop laughing. He racked himself… https://t.co/V227qQviJy
— Rex Chapman (@RexChapman) June 29, 2021
It REALLY hurts.
That bear has probably fought dozens of bears for sexual supremacy, fended off a BILLION other wild animals, spending 4 months a year entombed in an icy cave, but a direct shot to his nut sack brought this killing machine to, his, knees.
I love the wide-leg approach to trying to shake that pain off. Human men do the same thing while we visibly sweat through the experience trying to get as far away from our injured testes as possible.
Depending on the severity of the shot, the pain can radiate for hours in your abdomen because when God created men, he knew we’d be HUGE assholes so attached to the most vulnerable part of our anatomy directly to our dicks.
DB
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
