Who cares.  He can do whatever he wants.  He’s the GOAT’S GOAT.

The GOAT is shitcanned and I love it. pic.twitter.com/b0jMCK0xcY

— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) February 10, 2021

No Super Bowl parade to speak of.  The Bucs decided to booze cruise the waters around ‘The Bay’ with the Lombardi trophy in tow and it appears Tommy Terrific drank his face off during the 3-hour tour and came back in a bag.

Tom Brady really THREW the Lombardi Trophy to Gronk on another boat

(via @WHoltzman)pic.twitter.com/9mDUQ0bqAH

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) February 10, 2021

This angle of Tom Brady throwing the Lombardi Trophy to Gronk’s boat

(via _misstwelve/Instagram) pic.twitter.com/0WtkbXtrKh

— ESPN (@espn) February 10, 2021

After playing catch with the Lombardi Trophy with Gronk on another boat and 400 white claws, Brady was ushered off the boat by the Buc’s 3rd string QB, Ryan Griffin and Brady couldn’t have looked happier.

Brady looks like every other middle-aged dad with young kids enjoying time away from the grind.  No responsibility for an afternoon day drunk is probably just what he needed after dodging COVID19 while winning his 7th Super Bowl

Drunk Tom Brady fall off his TB12 diet and pulled the to Antoine Winfield.pic.twitter.com/DdueoBOUWy

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) February 10, 2021

I did a little research and avocado tequila does not exist, however, Avocado Margarita’s sure do and if that’s what Tommy was drinking, he’s still getting those good fats and a world of nutrients mixed in with his hangover.

Avocados help maintain heart health with vitamin B6 and folic acid, and a high dose of folate helps prevent strokes and TIA’s.

Rich in healthy fats and vitamin E, avocados promote excellent skin health while offsetting symptoms of psoriasis and slow signs of aging which explains why Tom is aging like Benjamin Buttons.

Always the health freak Brady won’t even get wasted unless it comes with a way to cleanse while he’s drinking.

Should he be walking around holding his daughter when he’s this shit-canned?  Meh, she seems fine.

It would have been cool to see him wearing a mask but I stopped giving a shit about calling out anti-maskers months ago.  Plus, this isn’t an anti-masker post. Just a few videos of Tom Brady fucked out of his mind along with a healthy Avocado Margarita YouTube recipe to help you live a better life.

DB