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Source: Meet Mary Magdalene, a devout “wannabe blowup doll.”

At only 24 years of age, the Toronto native is certainly on a crusade: MM says she’s shelled out $100,000 to modify her body with a brow lift, three nose jobs, cheek and lip fat transfers, a trio of boob jobs, 20 dental veneers, “Brazilian butt lifts,” numerous lip fillers — and a “custom-designed” vagina.

See, while many women seek to surgically minimize their labia, Magdalene is on a quest to acquire “the fattest in the world,” resulting in swelling and pain that requires frequent medical consultations.

“It’s a lot better than it was [but] I have complications with the fat, so I will need to keep getting vagina injections to even it out,” she tells Jam Press. “I am worried about one side, because it keeps growing. I think it’s probably from the swelling.”

It’s worth it, Magdalene claims, because the extensive body work spiked her once-mousy confidence level — and helped her express herself artistically.

“I feel horny when I look at myself,” admits Magdalene, who started stripping at 17 to fund her aspirational appearance. She also claims her plumped parts give her special bedroom prowess.

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Hot stuff.  There’s nothing sexier than a woman who’s completely confident in herself no matter what.  Mary Magdelene (that’ll piss off the Catholics) knew she wanted a big ass, boobs, lips, vagina, camel toe, forehead, cheeks so she backed that up with 100k in Lapdance/Hand job money which is no easy feat.

I wonder what she’ll look like at 65.  Will those hooters be around her knees?  Will they look like a cantaloupe’s in pantyhose?  Will her vagina hang down to her knees too?   Is it hard to have intercourse with the extra gear?

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2aywvzJ0tF/

I don’t find extreme body mod attractive but I do love a girl with a sense of humor and using your enormous nuts to do your ABC’s is funny to me.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B09Ee29H5pA/

And I’d like to know how she recorded this video.

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I’m not sure if ‘twerking that ass’ on a bed while suspending your phone from the ceiling is #class or #pureelegance either but Mary feels terrific about herself so let’s let her have that.  You may not like it and I may not like it but there are PLENTY of men out there who love women like this.

Drake

LeBron

Tristan Thompson

My friend Barry

Drunk guys

James Harden

Carmelo Anthony

My other friend Graham, etc, etc.

@ItsDeanBlundell another quality Torontonian makes the news lol #dumpsterfire #allthejunk

— Dave wray (@Wrayday41) December 14, 2019

DISAGREE, Dave.  Mary is a self-made woman.  She began stripping at 17 and 7 years later she’s becoming the woman she always felt like she was and wanted to be.  Some people want to be thinner some want smaller ears or noses. Some look to breast augmentation or Botox for self-worth.  Mary wanted all of it (including a massive labia) went out and got it and she loves it.  That’s what really matters here.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5-fPaMp-DM/

We can’t project our norms onto people we don’t know or have never met.  You can’t tell me Mary’s body looks hideous or overdone because you’re not into it.  She feels sexy.  End of story.

‘Live and let live’ no matter what.   That goes double if that person has big boobs and twerks to Billy Talent.

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