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Video: Trump MELTED DOWN During His NY Tax Fraud Trial Today But His Lawyer Can Rep Me ANYTIME
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The Trump tax trial is foreplay for the J6 trial and the election subversion trial in Georgia. I’m amazed at how little pub this trial is getting, too. We gorged ourselves on Trump shit for four years so it might be Trump exhaustion, but I’m into this shit because Dementia Don and his family are the dumbest fucks on the planet.
This trial isn’t about guilt. He’s already been found guilty of tax crimes in the billions. This trial is about A) how much he’ll have to pay for those crimes ($250 Million is the running total) and B) if he’ll be banned from doing business in NY for life (he will).
Don Jr and Eric perjured themselves last week. Dementia Don started the week with some incoherent mumbling. He didn’t know what year he was in power. He called the Judge biased the AG racist and refused to answer questions. Instead, he spent the day litigating election grievances and blamed political corruption for 50 years of his sin.
Trump’s testimony is going great depending on what year he thinks it is. pic.twitter.com/NzoaoqSLjR
— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) November 6, 2023
The hilarious part of this trial has been how Trump and his lawyer, Alina Habba, HATE natural consequences. His lawyer, although a terrible lawyer, is putting on a show, and she’s the whole package.
Habba attacking the judge: But I was told to sit down today. I was yelled at and I've had a judge who is unhinged slamming a table. I don’t tolerate that in my life, I’m not going to tolerate it here pic.twitter.com/u6Sgd7dnqA
— Acyn (@Acyn) November 6, 2023
More on her in a minute…
On Monday, the courtroom became an arena of contention as former President Donald Trump exchanged heated remarks with New York Supreme Court Justice Arthur Engoron during a testimony in a lawsuit initiated by New York Attorney General Letitia James.
Trump did not hold back his thoughts, inside and outside the courtroom, resulting in a series of tense exchanges that disrupted the legal proceedings.
“This is really election interference,” Trump said. “This is fairly ridiculous. The numbers are much greater than on the financial statement. And we’ve already proven that. They said Mar-a-Lago is worth $18 million.”
“You have a racist attorney general who made some terrible statements, and you see some more that came over the wires today. It’s a very sad situation for our country. We shouldn’t have this. This is for third-world countries. And it’s very unfair.”
The courtroom witnessed a more unusual scene as Trump’s lawyer and Justice Engoron engaged in a verbal tug-of-war over the conduct of the proceedings. Trump’s legal representative demanded the judge pay heed to the former president’s explanations.
Tensions peaked when the discussion turned to the financial valuations of Trump’s assets, including his Mar-a-Lago resort. Trump disputed the $18 million valuation assigned, claiming the property’s worth to be exponentially higher, a statement Justice Engoron seemed to challenge.
Engoron reportedly displayed huge irritation over Trump’s lengthy responses to attorney Kevin Wallace’s questions. “Please just answer the questions, no speeches.”
Trump responded, “It was so long ago, but well beyond the statute of limitations for anyone else, but not me because I’m sure the judge will rule against me.”
LOL. Don’s fucked. That’s old news.
Donald Trump: “This is a sad— I think a very sad day for America.” @Acyn
pic.twitter.com/Ym3p1mQmbg— The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) November 6, 2023
Trump’s toast. These are consequences for being a shit human being. Blah, blah, blah.
Back to Alina Habba.
She was mad after being told to sit down and control her client (Trump). She whined like whiners do, but she can rep me ANYTIME.
SURE, she’s MAGA, but I’d let her represent me anytime. I mean, she forgot to check the “Jury” box when filing for “Judge” or “Jury” in the “trial by jury or judge” request form. But whatever. Some lawyers spend A LOT of time getting ready to look like this, so she misses a few things—big deal.
One thing that Trump does better than anyone else? Hires good-looking people regardless of their qualifications. Especially women. He knows how to curate public favor. He also knew he was deeply fucked in this trial, so he just grabbed a parking infraction lawyer who looked like Ms America. Every news outlet in the world will be plastering her hotness all over their sites and socials to get people like me to zoom in on the picture. If Trump’s lucky, you’ll zoom n on the story to watch a video of her defending her client, which has been fucking hilarious to watch when we all know he’s dead to rights.
She’s just collecting a BIG paycheck to take bullets. And she’s a camera magnet who gets to trot out her support for her client in front of a sea of cameras every day, like an infomercial for her services. Don’t say she’s not smart. She might be shit at lawyering, but she’s smart, and Ms Habba can represent me anytime.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.