Video: Trump Saying Canada Has “Massive Faucet That Takes A Whole Day To Turn On” Is Peak Trump Idiocy

Sep 15, 2024

Just so we’re clear, Donald Trump tried to tell the world that:

  • Canada has a “Massive Tap” “The size of a building”
  • It collects snow cap water from the mountains
  • The faucet that we have is so big it takes a whole day to turn
  • When he’s president, he’ll force Canada to turn the tap on
  • Water will flow into the US, saving all the crops

Anyway, it looks like he faked another assassination attempt, so I wanted to make sure his “Canada had a massive faucet on a swivel that I’ll be hijacking when I become the President” rant gets seen.

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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