Video: Trump Slurred His Way Through An 85 Minute Speech In A Full Diaper Yesterday

Jun 6, 2021
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Like, FULL diaper.

That’s quite the diaper.

Cognitive decline is expected when one retires at 77 and honestly, he talked like a fucking idiot before he lost the election so I’m less concerned with his slurring and more interested in how full that fucking diaper is.

Those aren’t balls.  That’s not the way the pants were made.  Donald Trump 100% filled his diaper during his speech to fringe Republicans yesterday.

I have a few questions;

Did the shit make its way from the back to the front?

Did he have a lot of fluids prior to giving that speech?

Does Don wear pull-up diapers or do his diapers have an adjustable waistband?

What he said yesterday was totally irrelevant.  What matters is that the guy who thinks he’s still President just gave a speech in a shitty diaper and made no sense whatsoever for 85 solid minutes.

Don’s had a tough go recently. Last week, Trump:

  • Shuttered his blog after it was reported he had less than 200k people reading his blog per month.  To give you some context, we do about 400-500k pageviews a month.
  • Found out his CFO Alan Wesielberg was under investigation for money laundering
  • Heard he was going to be indicted for financial crimes in NYC

I’d shit myself too.

DB

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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