Video: Tucker Carlson Really Wants To Tan His Balls With Kid Rock

Apr 18, 2022

Tucker Carlson’s ‘End Of Man’ special is what you think it is. An hour-long special directed at other closeted men in the Christian community that doubles as a dog whistle to his base of alt-right Rogan Bros and other creepy man-victims.

Tucker Carlson’s first major special as a producer? Softcore porn/fugazi alternative health piece prominently featuring a fitness ‘Guru’ who thinks testicular tanning can help change your inner Christian into an inner Christian animal capable of standing this ‘woke’ test.

As Ron Filipowski says, it’s Bromeopathic Therapy, and Tucker’s using it all to send smoke signals to all the men out there who want to kick/slam some ass in the new Christian world order. It’s a tough sell.  Not even Kid Rock gets it, no matter how hard Tucker wants to sun his nuts.

Tucker Carlson is a “Jesus Weasel.” A born-again religious zealot with bad intentions.  That’s a “Jesus Weasel”.

These “Jesus Weasels” weaponize the philosophy of Christianity to connect with other “Jesus Weasel’s” hoping to establish a cabal of alt-right Jesus Weasels as the leaders of countries and captains of industry.  In MSM, there isn’t a bigger or more intentional “Jesus Weasel” than Carlson Tucker and he embraces it.

Freud would have a blast studying alpha bro Jesus Weasels like Tucker.  How do you unpack all the shirtless wrestling, woodchopping, and drinking creamy things in slow motion Tucker NEEDED to have in this special?  Freud would probably argue the images Tucker used came from a place of deep insecurity and these men are the manifestation of Tucker’s desire.  He’d probably cite the ongoing issues Tucker has with his father and the shame of his inner self being at odds with who he presents and “The End Of Men” is more of a cry for help than a TV special teaching men to be real men.

When Kid Rock says you’re fucked, you’re probably fucked.  A good rule of thumb to live by.


Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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