Video: Watching Chris Sky’s Cross Canada ‘COVIDIOT CONVOY’ Get Turned Around At The Ontario Border Is The Funniest Shit You’ll See All Week
Covid freedom fighter/conspiracy fuck-boy Chris Sky has captured the hearts and imagination of thousands of illiterate, braindead Canadians. His latest stunt (The Covidiot Convoy) started in BC and he’s driving across the country, holding freedom rallies along the way.
A different type of failure, in which Chris Sky gets rejected by a “creature” (a dog with good sense of character).
Scene from Golden BC, where the anti-masker convoy descended on a gas station. This was before everyone got sent home at the Manitoba-Ontario border. https://t.co/64uFeJucp8 pic.twitter.com/g8YuJhHDl7
— Caryma Sa’d – Lawyer (@CarymaRules) April 27, 2021
The goal? Make it to Montreal’s next ‘freedom rally’ via Ontario, defying Ontario’s interprovincial travel ban thereby showing the world how easy it is to be an enormous cock.
Here’s how it went:
(Keep in mind, most of these fucking idiots have been driving for three days – some came from Vancouver Island – spending thousands of dollars on gas, lodging, etc)
How it’s going:
Chris Sky is on his way home. Meanwhile, the people he duped into following him have to drive halfway across the country to get back to their beds https://t.co/Xn2g9QKsZy pic.twitter.com/ycwSrBnepc
— Caryma Sa’d – Lawyer (@CarymaRules) April 26, 2021
“Ma’am, whats your reason for entering Ontario?”
“Buh, Freedom?”
“Yeah, that’s not gonna work. Turn around and go back to Manitoba.”
“YOU”RE A FUCKIN COMMIE”!!
Here’s another group of degenerates who wasted 3 days of their lives becoming law-abiding citizens at the last second.
Rule No. 1 when travelling in an illegal convoy with no guarantee of making it across the border:
CARRY YOUR OWN BACKPACK!!!
— Caryma Sa’d – Lawyer (@CarymaRules) April 26, 2021
(Chris probably had this guy’s bag O’ meth in his Range Rover and had a long drive back to BC so he’ll need that backpack for the 80-hour drive home).
Bro! You got turned around at the border. Thought you had this whole thing gamed out? #YourShadesAreWayToBig https://t.co/EmzP9LNmfp
— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) April 26, 2021
I love the fact these people bought into the big lie that Chris is pedaling. I love that a few dozen clinically stupid human beings followed someone with zero medical/legal training across the country with a pamphlet to read at checkpoints as their ‘legal response’.
I loved watching rejects with pimped-out freedom trucks fold like cheap suits when confronted by an actual police officer with handcuffs on his belt.
I love that Chris didn’t have the balls to record his own interaction with the police.
We’ve been deluged with hate mail from jumped-up conspiracy fuck-wads for the past year and I expect this post to get under their skin. I don’t care. I love the whole scene and can’t wait for the next event.
I bathe in the tears of these ignorant slobs.
I wrap myself in a tunic made of their anger and disappointment. I was semi-erect watching Chris’s Army of Degenerates sit in stunned silence after starting the LOOOOOOONG ass journey back to whatever trailer park they came from.
As much as these people love causing chaos, I love watching them fail time and time again, that much more.
Better luck next time, Skin Flutes.
Dean
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
