Video: Watching Johnny Depp Recount In A Court Of Law The Time Amber Heard Took A Hot Dump On His Bed Is Must See TV

Apr 22, 2022

Does this look like the face of a woman who would take a shit in your bed if you make her angry?

Why yes, yes it does. Here is Johnny Depp recounting that shitty situation that led to the downfall of Amber and his relationship. Or should I say relationshit.

The best thing about this was Depp’s delivery of the line. Dramatic pause throughout the entire thing like a true thespian “It was………human fecal matter”.

I mean if your wife takes a shit on your bed it’s probably over right? Like that takes balls and a shitload of fiber. The only thing better would be if Depp caught Amber mid goblin squat.

The trial is truly must see TV and I can’t get enough. I feel bad for Captain Jack but something tells me he is going to come out on top in this one. Here are a few highlights so far.

Does this look like the demeanor of a man who thinks he is going to lose?

Amber Heard can go fuck herself six ways to Sunday. Lock her up and throw away the key. Gentlemen take this as a warning to make good choices when choosing a life partner.

If you don’t take precautions and do a serious background check you may end up with a hot shit in your bed for not returning a text when having Friday beers with the boys.

I envision it something like this.

Chris Rooke

Content Director-Producer-Writer

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