https://twitter.com/ThatBrianFella/status/1283076576301768706?s=20&t=N8gMAPTwUk_1haNz2VdUyw

Does this look like the face of a woman who would take a shit in your bed if you make her angry?

Why yes, yes it does. Here is Johnny Depp recounting that shitty situation that led to the downfall of Amber and his relationship. Or should I say relationshit.

https://twitter.com/WUTangKids/status/1517207617155784704?s=20&t=N8gMAPTwUk_1haNz2VdUyw

The best thing about this was Depp’s delivery of the line. Dramatic pause throughout the entire thing like a true thespian “It was………human fecal matter”.

I mean if your wife takes a shit on your bed it’s probably over right? Like that takes balls and a shitload of fiber. The only thing better would be if Depp caught Amber mid goblin squat.

The trial is truly must see TV and I can’t get enough. I feel bad for Captain Jack but something tells me he is going to come out on top in this one. Here are a few highlights so far.

LISTEN: The audio recordings of #JohnnyDepp and #AmberHeard were played for the jury on Wednesday, where Heard says "I was hitting you, it was not punching you," and called Depp a baby. @LawCrimeNetwork pic.twitter.com/rXiZAp8EVR

— Law&Crime Network (@LawCrimeNetwork) April 20, 2022

“no matter the outcome of this trial, the second the allegations were made against me (..) i lost then. i’ll carry that for the rest of my days.” – johnny depp #justiceforjohnnydepp pic.twitter.com/jqph0g8Hb1

— b ✧⡱ (@j0hnnycdpp) April 20, 2022

Does this look like the demeanor of a man who thinks he is going to lose?

https://twitter.com/agustdk__/status/1517035328795725824?s=20&t=Gne3KG4ymCCJq9V2lNmsBA

Amber Heard can go fuck herself six ways to Sunday. Lock her up and throw away the key. Gentlemen take this as a warning to make good choices when choosing a life partner.

If you don’t take precautions and do a serious background check you may end up with a hot shit in your bed for not returning a text when having Friday beers with the boys.

I envision it something like this.