Video: Where Are We With Old Guys Dry Humping Mannequins?
I don’t pretend to be the voice of reason, and this looks creepy but what are the rules of engagement with lonely old men and lifelike mannequins with big jugs?
Seems harmless but I might not be the right guy to ask. Off-putting for shoppers but let’s look at the tape with some compassion. This old guy is taking his time, caressing and mildly grinding something that isn’t alive. He also got dressed up in case the mannequin had another suitor without a Dick Tracy hat so points for trying.
If he’s married and his wife sees this, she’d feel deflated he chose to bump shit with a fiberglass doll sans head so he’s putting it all on the line here and that counts.
Food for thought: Mannequins in every old folk’s home. Male and Female Mannequins. Old ladies like to feel dangerous too.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
