Source – In one of the more vile episodes to recently transpire inside a 7-Eleven, a Florida man yesterday dumped a bucket containing human feces and urine inside a convenience store in St. Petersburg, according to police.
Investigators allege that Damian Simms, 41, arrived at the 7-Eleven around 1:30 AM Wednesday and proceeded to toss the slurry of human wasteon the floor of the business. The liquid splashed on merchandise valued at $28.
Pictured at right, Simms apparently obtained the waste from a portable toilet. “The defendant threw a bucket of port a potty liquid human feces and urine,” reported Officer Donald Ziglar.
In late-May, Simms was trespassed from the 7-Eleven and “returned tonight with a bucket of human feces,” wrote Ziglar, who noted an “indication of alcohol influence.” The incident was recorded by store security cameras.
Charged with trespass and criminal mischief, both misdemeanors, Simms is being held in the county jail in lieu of $300 bond. Upon his release from custody, Simms has been barred from having contact with the 7-Eleven
Why do we keep throwing poop at each other? Especially in fast food/convenience stores. People want to get in and out and it’s not so much about the feces as it is about the time involved in sanitizing, going to the Dr to make sure you don’t have e-coli or hepatitis.
That’s what it really comes down to for me. The inconvenience and the time you have to waste de-lousing yourself from some portajohn waste. People who have no problem taking a shit in a portajohn, probably don’t care about what they eat or if they live or die so that poop is way more dangerous than a fresh offering from a woman at Tim Hortons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICqX0c5W1N0
Stop throwing turds at each other. Fresh or not. It’s not healthy.
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