Here are the short strokes:

• Karen asked for extra ketchup on her burger
• Karen decided THAT much extra ketchup was too much extra ketchup.
• She lost her shit, and someone recorded it
• She became a news story and was subsequently fired from her job (watch the video to the end for her victim impact statement.

Nothing worse than too much ketchup. pic.twitter.com/Eu4LZEodfk

— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) February 22, 2023

If you watched Ketchup Karen to the end, you know she was summarily fired after that video went viral, and she says it’s “Unfair.”

And I think she might be right, to a point.

Karen’s LOOSE. For sure, but no one knows where she works, so claiming her fit embarrassed her employer is bullshit.

However, I think Ketchup Karen has done this before, and her bosses had seen this before over a photocopier or in the lunch room, which was the final straw.

Not to mention her complete inability to control herself, Ketchup Karen is a member of the victim community. A group too dumb to respond generally to anything because they’ve tattooed “victim” on their souls cuz “life’s hard.”

Jordan Peterson is cut from the same cloth. Rules for thee and not for me because “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM!!! I’M THE VICTIM HERE!!!

Tired of telling trans people they are hellbound, Dr. Jordan Peterson sets his sights on paper towels.
Paper towels. He was triggered by paper towels. pic.twitter.com/RDppXOg8v0

— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) February 22, 2023

It makes me laugh every time.

Especially when those victims shit on a floor at a Tim Hortons.

One year ago, a woman walked into a Tim Hortons and our hearts. She shit on the floor of both. pic.twitter.com/nsP3899kJa

— comedycentral (@ComedyCentral) May 17, 2019

I say it from time to time and mean it more every day:

What a time to be alive.