Video: Woman On ‘Germany’s Got Talent’ Paints Dog-Face On Her Bum, Promptly Feeds Her ‘Bumdog’, Sausages.
You can’t judge a German talent show and not expect something to do with the bum.
@duckielorange is a performance comedian in Germany who wowed the crowd with this ‘Anal Snoopy’ performance last week. It’s not something you’ll get on the American version which is a crying shame.
I’d watch more reality-based talent shows if they had a German or Japanese tinge to them. Instead of singing dancing and some fucked up amputee archery, have guys and girls with nothing to lose hoop different foodstuffs in creative ways.
Show me, men, pretending to feed their ‘goitered elephant’ some peanuts or a woman pulling keys and lipstick out of her ‘Pursey’ over a banjo-playing, prepubescent yodeller, and I’ll watch. We’d all watch.
Do you wanna see this…
…or this?
This…
…or this?
This…
…or this?
Exactly.
What a time to be alive.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
