Video: Yankee Fans VS Ted Cruz has me thinking we need Yankee Fans to end this thing

Oct 24, 2022

I fucking LOVE NY Yankee fans.

They don’t care who they show hatred to but save their best for the fucking worst.

After getting punched out by the Houston Astros in the ALCS, Yankee fans took it out on the only person they hate more than Josh Donaldson; Ted Cruz.

And IT WAS AWESOME.

Yankee fans will go after dead relatives and terminal diagnoses of people they hate, so Ted Cruz was light work.

“Fuck you and your ugly wife.”

“Fuck you, you racist piece of shit.”

“Remember when Trump called your wife ugly?”

Remember when insurrectionists tried to murder you, you ugly fuck”

Ted seemed to lap it up like a WWE heel, but it doesn’t matter. He felt all that, and it’s a great viral look that we need to end this culture war.

Yankees fans.

I once watched a Yankees fan bait a jays fan into sucker-punching him. The Yankees fan and his friends laughed, and the Jays fan was arrested on the spot. As the Jays fan was led away, the Yankees fans tortured him and his family as they left the SkyDome crying.

Last year Lochlin tried to fight 6 Yankees fans. I left immediately.

It’s not the physical violence I fear from Yankees fans. It’s psychological torture. They’re masters. They don’t give a fuck because they’re New Yorkers, and New Yorkers are born with that gift. They come out of the womb screening “FUCK YOU” and don’t take anything personally. You literally can’t win unless you embrace it, which Ted does, but Ted’s a masochist.

Just ask his wife.

I’m of the firm opinion you can’t trust someone with a weak chin, too.

I bet he’s into being dominated. Guys like this always have greasy sex secrets, and Ted’s the kind of guy who Alpha male’s it in public while going full Paul Giamiti from Billions in private.

They should start “Adopt a Yankee Fan.”  Sort of like a Cameo but JUST for Yankee fans to do the mouthy bidding of others worldwide.

Do you want to tell your boss to fuck off in a resignation video?

“Adopt A Yankees Fan!”

Do you want to tell your neighbor his fence is 2 feet high but don’t want to call by-law?

“Adopt a Yankees Fan!”

Want to send a harshly worded video to your MP or Cogress person?

“Adopt a Yankees Fan!”

Admit it. You’d give a Yankees Fan $200 to do THAT to someone you hate. A spring of untapped hatred could be worth millions while helping others settle scores without getting their hands dirty.

If anyone can do it, Yankees Fans can.

DB

 

 

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Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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