Video: You’d Think They’d Know How To Put Up XMAS Lights Without Dying In Canada
Nope. Looks like he got the ladder in the dick too.
Part of every job is preparation. When putting up XMAS lights with an extension ladder, identifying the ice on your driveway is key.
Not for this schmuck.
I’m at the age where I don’t get seasonal decorating. I’ve put up a shit pile of lights and taken them down weeks later for 20 years, and I always say the same thing when I’m doing it. This fucking blows and I’m giving hours of my life which I’ll never get back to work my ass off in the dead of winter to work my ass off three months later undoing what I did.
I’ve long since stopped giving a shit about my neighbors wondering if I’m festive and I’m way over untangling a bunch of lights to keep up with the retiree down the street who’s only putting up lights to get away from his wife.
Get a red and green flood light, stick it in the ground and call it a day.
You’re welcome.